Saturday, June 29, 2013

6/29 Power Rankings!



1
Florida Marlins
26-17
Pitching wins championships. Allowing 3 runs per game is outstanding.
2
Arizona Diamondbacks
29-14
It is now okay to believe in the D-Backs. Still a weak schedule, but have played superbly.
3
Oakland Athletics
27-16
Can anyone stop Luis Baez? A’s averaging 5 runs per game.
4
Cleveland Indians
27-16
Imagine if they didn’t have 7 blown saves (11/18). Indians pitching has been excellent otherwise.
5
Montreal Expos
26-17
Ricardo Ordaz is looking like a CY winner early. 86 stolen bases leads Kinsella.
6
Atlanta Braves
26-17
Another team bitten by bullpen bug. 7 blown saves. Team 1.3 whip/3.94 era
7
Toronto Blue Jays
26-17
Offensive explosion. Leading Kinsella in runs scored (247), doubles (83). Doumit having MVP season.
8
Texas Rangers
26-17
Julian Matos has been just awesome as Rangers are 2nd in runs scored in Kinsella.

9
New York Mets
24-19
Surprise! Miracle Mets are the Cinderella of Kinsella. Top pitching staff.
10
Philadelphia Phillies
23-20
4.7 RPG keeping them in the hunt. Mordecai having great year.
11
Baltimore Orioles
24-19
Vance Cora producing. Offense really clicking at 5.3 RPG.
12
Washington Nationals
23-20
Going to need help either offense of pitching to get beyond .500.
13
New York Yankees
23-20
Superior pitching, but no one is hitting. Hear those Bronx cheers?
14
Chicago Cubs
24-19
Another shocker of a team. Averaging 4.8 RPG behind Trayvon Hammond and Ken Reagan.
15
Anaheim Angels
22-21
Sweets gonna need to do some trades. .500 team at this point.
16
Pittsburgh Pirates
23-20
Carlson can’t carry this team, but he’s trying. Tough division.
17
Charlotte Knights
21-22
Offensive powerhouse averaging 5.3 RPG. Santana, McGehee, and Mays raking!
18
San Diego Padres
20-23
WHAT!? Padres hitting atrocious, and pitchers giving up 4.1 rp. Not sermonauthor-like

19
Boston Red Sox
20-23
Jclarkbaker losing his s$%& earlier, but only 3 games away from .500.
20
Minnesota Twins
23-20
Twins in 2nd place, but not scoring runs.
21
Los Angeles Dodgers
23-20
Record is misleading. Due for regression? Excellent pitching so far, but not hitting at all.
22
Detroit Tigers
22-21
Pascual Brito is a one man show at this point. Tigers falling FAR short of what the league expected.
23
Portland Beavers
21-22
Dakar working his magic in the northwest.
24
Chicago White Sox
17-26
Maybe Jnew’s guys really are this bad?
25
St. Louis Cardinals
17-26
Cardinals fans turning on the team. Bat’s are afraid of the ball.
26
Tampa Bay Rays
16-27
Offense is improved, pitching belongs in AAA
27
Houston Astros
19-24
Plan to go for the #1 pick not working out so well.
28
Milwaukee Brewers
15-28
Brewers anemic offense averaging 3.5 rpg.
29
San Francisco Giants
14-29
Only 125 runs scored so far (lowest in the league by 25 runs). Tman Going for the offensive futility record.
30
Kansas City Royals
14-29
Hard to win when the team can’t score runs or stop the other team. 3.9 runs scored vs 5.4 runs allowed = 100 losses.
31
Seattle Mariners
15-28
Pitching staff getting shelled. Giving up 6.3 rpg.
32
Cincinnati Reds
12-31
This is what happens when a team misses the winter meetings and fails to sign any players. Kinsella version of “major leagues”.

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